so my dear samm
decided to tell me 10 trival things about me on her blog
thanks, i always knew tt too. ahah especially
1. i am fat
2. i am invincible, sorry i meant invisible
3. people always touch my head when they say touchwood, whatever
4. there are domes out there that are bigger than mine
5. what a fight that would be
6. i'm hotttt!!!
7. i was a fartball in my past
8. i fly slow coz i'm fat, and i have no engine btw, just fart operated
9. ohh medieval knights want a good grip of me???
10. i wish
11. what a bullershitter
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Zhi!
- Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in zhi.
- Zhi cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
- Snow White's coffin was made of zhi!
- Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of zhi.
- Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are zhi.
- Ideally, zhi should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
- Scientists believe that zhi began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
- Zhi can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
- Medieval knights put the skin of zhi on their sword handles to improve the grip.
- Zhi can turn her stomach inside out!
thanks, i always knew tt too. ahah especially
1. i am fat
2. i am invincible, sorry i meant invisible
3. people always touch my head when they say touchwood, whatever
4. there are domes out there that are bigger than mine
5. what a fight that would be
6. i'm hotttt!!!
7. i was a fartball in my past
8. i fly slow coz i'm fat, and i have no engine btw, just fart operated
9. ohh medieval knights want a good grip of me???
10. i wish
11. what a bullershitter
erm.... I love myself

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